Discounted Damsels

Following the recent publication of Damsels and the Dark Arts, there are now four main novels and one spin-off novel in the Damsels range, which means it’s reached that awkward age where it starts to be intimidating for new readers to come on board.  Which would be a terrible shame, as everybody needs some Damsels in their life!

To make things a little easier, I’ve decided to have a little promotion on Kindle, so that the earlier titles can be snapped up cheaply and easily, allowing the smut, filth and belly laughs to flow as they should.  So … Here’s the deal …

Rampant Damsels

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The world’s first ever gutter fantasy novel, in which a group of lusty, violent, perverted women must uncover enemy spies and thwart a plot to assassinate the city’s Duke.  With booze, sordid sex, necromancy, demons, pixie flashers, inflating bottoms, disembowelments and a choose-your-own-adventure chapter to navigate a depraved dungeon and defeat a demon lord!  There’s a little trailer for Rampant Damsels on Youtube here.

From 8.00am on 7 November 2015 till 11.00pm on 10 November 2015, the Kindle edition of Rampant Damsels will be absolutely FREE.  Get it here.

Damsels in Arms

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Although the assassination plot has been thwarted, the city is under siege by an army intent upon rape and pillage.  All citizens, including the Damsels, are recruited to help with the defence.  Includes exploding lavatories, dirty old men in maids’ uniforms, sausages, hot pixie sex, and a Weapon of Ass Destruction.  Plus a choose-your-own-adventure chapter in which you must rescue a maiden from cruel kidnappers.  There’s a trailer for Damsels in Arms here.

Between 8.00am on 7 November 2015 and 11.00pm on 12 November 2015, Damsels in Arms is reduced in price to only 99p / 99c.  Get it here.

Damsels Go Down

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Relocating to an idyllic country village where winter never happens sounds like a great idea.  Not when it involves goblins, zombies, giant hedgehogs, elder gods, tentacles,cannibals, tent show revivalists, wicker sacrifices and more anal fixation than you can shake a todger at!  But there are also dozens of hot elf girls and the obligatory choose-your-own-adventure chapter, which this time relives a day in the life of a temple prostitute!

Between 8.00am on 7 November 2015 and 11.00pm on 12 November 2015, Damsels Go Down is reduced in price to only 99p / 99c.  Get it here.

Auld Bobby Bob’s Campfire Tales For Kiddywinks

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In this spin-off, disgusting old boozer Auld Bobby Bob is given the task of keeping the children entertained.  He does this by telling them tales of his younger days, when he was a thieving, backstabbing towrag of an adventurer.  His tales include goblins, wizards, vampires, terrifying trousers, orc invasions, weregoats and sets more bad examples for kids than one man should be capable of.  Includes a choose-your-own-adventure chapter in which Bobby crosses the desert to locate an ancient, unplundered tomb.

Between 8.00am on 7 November 2015 and 11.00pm on 12 November 2015, Auld Bobby Bob’s Campfire Tales For Kiddywinks is reduced in price to only 99p / 99c.  Get it here.

Damsels and the Dark Arts

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And if that isn’t enough, here’s the latest, freshest, most depraved and tasteless instalment yet for you!  The Damsels assist in the construction of a new city, only to be betrayed and catapulted through all manner of weird dimensions, meeting their alternate selves crewing a spaceship.  With wizards, bitch queens, testicles of various sizes, dildo manufacturers, brothels, necromancy and the total destruction of good taste.  The Damsels are back and have never been dirtier!

Damsels and the Dark Arts is not currently discounted, but it’s still a blistering good read at a cracking good price, only £1.99 / $3.02.  You can get it here.

But don’t forget that if you subscribe to KINDLE UNLIMITED, ALL the Damsels book are FREE to read PERMANENTLY!

To recap, here are the links to get the books at the reduced rates during the promotion dates:

Rampant Damsels

Damsels in Arms

Damsels Go Down

Auld Bobby Bob’s Campfire Tales For Kiddywinks

Damsels and the Dark Arts

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3 thoughts on “Discounted Damsels

  1. You said: “only Facebook writers’ group I bother with: Writers Who Review.” can I have the link pls? thanks a lot for help

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