On the evening of Saturday 3rd September 2016, the staff of Shoprite supermarket, Ramsey, Isle of Man, met for their summer staff party in the Buffs Club. I also attended; I used to work with them before transferring to another location. I hope everyone who attended had a great, entertaining night. For me, it was particularly special, as I was the entertainment.
This was my first show as a semi-professional magician / mystery entertainer. And it was a real baptism of fire. Anyone who stands up to perform in front of others will testify that it is considerably more difficult when those people are well known to you than when they are complete strangers. It’s very difficult to slip into your stage persona when they know you as someone completely different.
The evening went very well. Not perfectly, but very well. I’d been afraid there might be a failure or two, but there were no outright flops and most things worked perfectly.
My presentation is a story telling routine enhanced by props and effects, rather than a stream of banal ‘tricks’, and these stories tend to revolve around matters macabre and sinister.
For the first half of the show, I had gathered together a few of my simpler routines, all themed around witches and occultists of the past and the fates they had met. The tales started in the Fourteenth Century, moving gradually forward to more modern times, as the shade of Aleister Crowley was called upon to deliver us a message from the spirit world.
All of these early stories and effects went smoothly and without a hitch, eliciting a pleasing number of exclamations. The routine I was most uncertain about, a mild waking trance induction to make someone ‘see’ a spirit on cue, worked perfectly well, in spite of the ever increasing alcohol that was flowing. I did have a ‘get out’ story in place in case this less predictable routine failed, but it wasn’t necessary.
In the second half, I moved on to talk about curses, presenting a couple of yarns around those themes. It was here that my inexperience showed. For these kinds of routines to work, I need to choose the ‘volunteer’ very carefully, someone who will really respond and ‘go with the flow’ of the story, getting into it. By now, the drink was freely flowing, so the choice was even more critical. This led to a couple of routines not failing, but falling a little flatter than I would have hoped. They worked and the reaction was one of “Ah, okay then” instead of awe. This is my own fault, I should have chosen more critically instead of according to my pre-selected plan. A lesson to learn for those occasions when the alcohol is strongly in evidence: choose the ‘assistant’ who is transfixed by the show, not the ‘good sport’ or ‘the one from the table that hasn’t had a turn yet’.
Not that this minor lull in momentum was disastrous, people were still interested and watching, and I’d saved my favourites for last. I love haunted books, and I used an old diary in a demonstration of psychic ability, telling a reader the images that went through her mind as she read randomly chosen entries in the diary.
The closing effect was my favourite among those I currently have in my arsenal, as two volunteers placed playing cards between random pages in a cursed copy of Dennis Wheatley’s The Satanist. As the lights were turned out and a black candle was lit, the cards eerily rose up from between the pages of the book, displaying Infernal scorch marks upon their surfaces.
It was a good night, and I was heartened that everyone seemed to really enjoy it. It certainly gave me the taste to do more, and soon. I’ll be hosting another show in November, though I’ll be available too if anyone wishes to book me before then.
The next show will be quite different, of course. Less than half of my routines were used in this first show, and I’ll be mixing them about from one show to the next, depending upon which themes I want to play with. There are a couple of favourites that will appear regularly, but many effects will come and go, swapping in and out of the setlist as the stories I wish to tell dictate. There are also no less than three further new routines on their way to me at the moment.
What’s more, as any real magician should, my own creative juices have been stimulated and I am starting to develop my own stories, props and effects based upon the Norse and Celtic lore of the Isle of Man. I’m currently gathering together the props to create a runic necromancy effect I’ve devised. Watch out for ‘DRAUGR’ at a future date!
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